Tipsy Turtle, Cape Coral

TIPSY TURTLE A Gulf-Access Retreat Where Life Slows & Memories Flow Tipsy doesn't even begin to describe it. Welcome to Tipsy Turtle, an inviting Gulf-access waterfront escape designed for guests who believe the best vacations are unhurried, indulgent, and joyfully memorable. Why rush, when you can turtle your way through paradise? Nestled along a peaceful direct gulf access canal, this charming yet spacious home blends comfort, coastal elegance, and thoughtful amenities—creating an atmosphere that feels both relaxed and refined. With tranquil water views, sun-soaked outdoor spaces, and room for the whole crew, Tipsy Turtle is the perfect place to truly shell-ax and unwind. Sleeping Arrangements (Sleeps up to 12) Thoughtfully designed for comfort, privacy, and restful nights Primary Suite: King bed, Smart TV, direct lanai access, ensuite bathroom Guest Bedroom 1: Queen bed, Smart TV Guest Bedroom 2: Twin-over-full bunk bed, Smart TV, direct lanai access Guest Bedroom 3: Twin-over-full bunk bed, Smart TV Queen size Murphy bed in main room. What Makes Tipsy Turtle So Special: Spacious Heated Pool -Dive into relaxation in the large heated pool overlooking the serene canal. With pool floaties ready for lounging, this sun-drenched space is perfect for carefree afternoons, refreshing swims, and soaking up the Florida lifestyle at your own pace. Private Dock & Tranquil Canal Views: The lower terrace offers front-row seats to breathtaking sunsets and peaceful water views. With direct Gulf access—sailboat access—this home is ideal for boating enthusiasts. Bring your own vessel or inquire about local rentals, then unwind as turtles quietly drift by, adding a magical touch to your stay. Expansive Lanai with Lounge, Grill & TV: The lanai is your outdoor living room—ideal for morning coffee, afternoon cocktails, and evening gatherings. Fire up the grill for alfresco meals, catch your favorite game on TV, or unwind under the stars while music plays softly through the Bluetooth speakers. Contemporary Coastal Styling: Inside, modern décor meets warmth and comfort. Soft coastal tones, nautical accents, and an open-concept living and dining area create a welcoming space for togetherness. With ample room to gather, relax, and connect, every corner invites you to settle in and stay awhile. Bicycles, Paddleboard & Kayaks Included: Adventure begins right outside your door. Paddle through the scenic canal system by kayak, glide across calm waters on the paddleboard, or explore Cape Coral's extensive bike paths that weave through nature preserves, golf courses, and along the Caloosahatchee River. Our neighborhood is truly easy to explore by bike or on foot with loads of shopping and dining options just a few minutes away! Game Area for Easygoing Fun: Gather together in the game area featuring shuffleboard, chess, a poker set, and classic board games—perfect for friendly competition, laughter, and relaxed evenings after a day in the sun. Vacation, Turtle Style! At Tipsy Turtle, life slows to a gentler rhythm—one that invites you to savor sunsets, linger over conversations, and enjoy the simple pleasures of being together. Whether your days are filled with exploration or peaceful relaxation, this is a place where moments become memories and time feels wonderfully unhurried. Come vacation like a shell-ebrity. Slow down. Sink in. Shell yeah! Roelens Vacations is proud to partner with the city to promote recycling and make our community more sustainable and greener. Thank you for your cooperation and for being part of a more sustainable future! DISCLAIMERS: *Pets are not allowed in this home. Please note: This home has a minimum age requirement of 25 to book. Smoking is not allowed on the property.